the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

I think it’s going to happen

I need a new theme to go with a new url

Anxiety by beethy

(Source: gaksdesigns)

I’ve got it saved~

thumbcramps:

hey guys remember when gaming consoles were for gaming

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

tabine:

animeasuka:

emergencycocktail:

#WHAT IF THE BULB OPENS UP AND BEES FLY OUT

(Source: smallmantis)

eric-stole-the-tardis:

Johnny no don’t make the cannibal cry

(Source: savedher)

tastefullyoffensive:

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Underneath the skin there’s a human
Buried deep within there’s a human
And despite everything I’m still human
But I think I’m dying here

-Daughter